Weekly Q&A: What’s something you should always keep in your car?

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An AK-47. These actually aren’t too difficult to get, and cost about seven Benjamins at the black market. There’s nothing greater than your safety, so having a very reliable assault rifle that is effective against people who cut you off and slow Asian women drivers is totally worth it. A great alternative is the MP5K which has virtually no recoil, making it perfect for close-quarters combat with those unexpected carjackers, annoying backseat drivers, or those irritating bugs that keep flying through your open window. But if you’re looking for something a little more handy for crowd control, then look no further than the laser-guided M202A2 multi-missile launcher to clear up those assholes causing the traffic jam up ahead. Thanks for the question paranoid-driver!

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