Buddhist Shark Haiku

For SharkWeek, today I’d like to write a haiku in the perspective of a Buddhist Shark:

A baby seal swims
I’m going to eat it right now
Chomp chomp, delicious.

If you thought that wasn’t very Buddhist, that’s because religion doesn’t apply to sharks. Come on now.

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