Weekly Q&A: When is it appropriate to fart in front my significant other?

I question you as a person gastricwarrior. Well, it depends on how long you’ve known the person. If you’re both between the one and six month dating period, it’s a bit risky so definitely hold it in. At about six months to a year, you could try out test farts to see if they can feel the “nature of the beast,” but I would still advise against it. I would wait until you guys have been going out for at least fifty years or more, when you and your significant have lost the motor skills to control flatulence, because otherwise it’s NEVER okay to unleash your gassy wrath in front of anyone. It’s rude!Fart Q&A Pic That’s why you save it for people you hate in elevators. Have a nice day!

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